Wagner's MBA Law of the "Giant Space Hijab"

Wagner's MBA Law of the "Giant Space Hijab": Shhh! Don't tell anybody about this terror... Watch out for the launching of a "Giant Space Hijab" that could be deployed as a massive shroud in orbit around the Earth half way to the Moon. The "Giant Space Hijab" could be the ultimate Radical Muslim Terrorist Device to create Solar Eclipses, Lunar Eclipses, and limit Solar Radiation (from periodic solar flares?) anywhere on Earth to create climate change! It could also disrupt astronomy and lunar new year festivities... I'm scared already! Seriously, in writing this semi-funny post, I'm trying to teach that the normal wearing of the hijab by Muslim women is nothing to be afraid of and I'm trying to make fun of the climate change doomers who don't understand science regarding solar radiation.