Wagner's MBA Law of Terrorist Attacks on Our Imaginations

Wagner's MBA Law of Terrorist Attacks on Our Imaginations (adapted from _South Park_): When terrorists attack our imaginations, our imaginations will run wild; terrorist attacks on indiscriminate civilian targets have no military significance and are a publicity event to gain press attention, attention that can safely be ignored. Now go clean your rifle or wave at a police officer, at least one of which will be helpful in a real terrorist attack.