Wagner's MBA Law of Presidential Poker

Wagner's MBA Law of Presidential Poker: My President (i.e., P.B.O.) doesn't know anything about poker; I would love to play poker with him because he doesn't know how to bluff and then he tells you exactly what he is going to do, so you can avoid him. And, he asks the American Public for permission to do his job; this is making me crazy! Don't ask me if you should attack the "Beanie Babies" in Syria! Do it and then show me the bomb crater. You have the job of President! Stop asking for permission to do your job... Ridiculous! Sorry, that was impolite... I meant to say... That's ridiculous, Mr. President! Better.