Wagner's MBA Laws of Fighting Terrorism

Wagner's MBA Laws of Fighting Terrorism: 1. Terrorism is "brand-building" or a "fund-raising publicity event," so don't publicize the names or likenesses of the terrorists or their groups, ever; 2. Punish the terrorists swiftly and harshly, in case someone joins them or publicizes them; 3. Relax, take the morning off, and play a round of golf; 4. ALWAYS follow laws 1., 2., and 3. in that order... DON"T JUST GO PLAY GOLF! Vacation follows work!