Wagner's MBA Law of Punishing Cigarette Butt Litterers

Wagner's MBA Law of Punishing Cigarette Butt Litterers: Littering with Cigarette Butts is a form of "Environmental Terrorism" (...isn't everything called "terrorism" these days by our sensationalistic press?) and those terrorists should be punished by having to listen to Helen Reddy's "Greatest Hits" for 24 hours, nonstop... (if I could think of a worse punishment, I would recommend it...)