Wagner's MBA Law of Dieting to Improve Your Self-Esteem

Wagner's MBA Law of Dieting to Improve Your Self-Esteem: The first step in dieting is to get rid of anyone from your life who is so negative as to make their affection/relationship conditional upon your current weight or supposed need to lose weight. This person should be a future Mr. ex- or Miss ex- person in your life. That is the fastest way to lose over 100+ unwanted pounds. And your self-esteem will improve!