Wagner's MBA Law of Voting for Hope and Change

Wagner's MBA Law of Voting for Hope and Change: I prefer candidates to give me very specific, well-planned bad ideas, so I'm not fooled into voting for vague, poorly-planned bad ideas. For example, a "federal student loan program for cats to attend clown college" is an easy no, but "funny cats" is vague and harder to say no to... I mean who doesn't like funny cats?