Wagner's MBA Law of Russian Expansionism

Wagner's MBA Law of Russian Expansionism: The Russians are not our friends, and they really don't like each other so well, either, and only respect the guy with the most guns, as history has proven, repeatedly, so keep your eye on Russians! "The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians will." -- Jackson Browne

Wagner's MBA Law of the Fitbit Activity Wristband

Wagner's MBA Law of the Fitbit Activity Wristband: The Genius of the Fitbit Wristband is that it aligns calorie consumption and physical activity in the same day. Otherwise, we tend to minimize the calorie consumption and exaggerate the physical activity, such as, "I'm going to eat this now because I have a big workout planned for tomorrow."

Wagner's MBA Law of Micro-Aggressions

Wagner's MBA Law of Micro-Aggressions: With all this talk of micro-aggressive speech toward each other (i.e., 1 x 10 to the minus 6 power)... I have to say that 1.0 aggressions bug me, but 0.000001 (a millionth) aggressions really don't bother me very much.

Wagner's MBA Law of American Freedom

Wagner's MBA Law of American Freedom: We are free in America because we are willing to fight to be free; America is about guns and votes are simply proxies for guns owned by citizens, which is the UGLY TRUTH behind freedom. Disagree? Go ahead and make my day...

Wagner's MBA Law of Yams

Wagner's MBA Law of Yams: The taste of yams is acceptable when covered with butter, brown sugar, and walnuts... with some salt and pepper; meaning that they resemble the taste of yams in no discernible way...

Wagner's MBA Law of Transportation Security Agency (TSA) Screening Passengers

Wagner's MBA Law of Transportation Security Agency (TSA) Screening Passengers: If the TSA screeners are missing 95% (67 of 70) attempts to bring weapons on board aircraft, clearly it has not posed a large security threat.

Wagner's MBA Law of Hypocrisy

Wagner's MBA Law of Hypocrisy: It is better for our leaders to tell us to do right and themselves do wrong, than it is for them to tell us to do wrong and also themselves do wrong.