Wagner's MBA Law of Ignoring Anti-Privacy Conspiracies

Wagner's MBA Law of Ignoring Anti-Privacy Conspiracies: If 2 or 3 people in government can't conspire to fix a 6 inch deep pothole on I-5 that thousands of people hit every day, dozens of people in government probably won't be able conspire to figure out what my Facebook posts mean... I'm guessing, but the odds are against the success of such anti-privacy conspiracies.

Wagner's MBA Law of Marxist Economies

Wagner's MBA Law of Marxist Economies: The net effect of all these Marxist, Communist, and Socialist schemes is that the person in charge (often the ugly guy, wearing poorly-tailored clothes, and brandishing lots of soldiers/guns) decides in "from each according to me; to each according to me" fashion who gets what from a shrinking economic pie...

Wagner's MBA Law of Not Looking Like I Need to Lose Weight

Wagner's MBA Law of Not Looking Like I Need to Lose Weight: The best way to not look like I need to lose weight is to lose some weight...

Wagner's MBA Law of Russian Expansionism

Wagner's MBA Law of Russian Expansionism: The Russians are not our friends, and they really don't like each other so well, either, and only respect the guy with the most guns, as history has proven, repeatedly, so keep your eye on Russians! "The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians will." -- Jackson Browne

Wagner's MBA Law of the Fitbit Activity Wristband

Wagner's MBA Law of the Fitbit Activity Wristband: The Genius of the Fitbit Wristband is that it aligns calorie consumption and physical activity in the same day. Otherwise, we tend to minimize the calorie consumption and exaggerate the physical activity, such as, "I'm going to eat this now because I have a big workout planned for tomorrow."

Wagner's MBA Law of Micro-Aggressions

Wagner's MBA Law of Micro-Aggressions: With all this talk of micro-aggressive speech toward each other (i.e., 1 x 10 to the minus 6 power)... I have to say that 1.0 aggressions bug me, but 0.000001 (a millionth) aggressions really don't bother me very much.

Wagner's MBA Law of American Freedom

Wagner's MBA Law of American Freedom: We are free in America because we are willing to fight to be free; America is about guns and votes are simply proxies for guns owned by citizens, which is the UGLY TRUTH behind freedom. Disagree? Go ahead and make my day...