Wagner's MBA Law of Legalizing Marijuana

Wagner's MBA Law of Legalizing Marijuana: If you smoke too much Marijuana (a.k.a., Weed), you could induce a permanent psychosis, if your family has a history of schizophrenia... also you could be arrested for driving under the influence (DUI) or other public disorderly conduct due to hallucinating. One good thing about weed becoming legal is that it can be studied by researchers for dose/response curves to allow ACTUAL PRESCRIPTIONS and sanitary growing/manufacturing by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA). Smoking weed is ill-advised due to inhaling toxins, but making weed tea or ingesting weed might make some sense if a specific amount were prescribed by a licensed, knowledgeable physician. In my opinion, weed smoking seems to limit critical thinking skills (and memory impairment has been researched with strong support), with weed smokers reporting that they are smarter than everybody and everybody supplying abundant evidence that they are not smarter than everybody or perhaps ANYBODY...

Wagner's MBA Law of Art History

Wagner's MBA Law of Art History: Hopefully, the Great Works of Art have survived and we are studying them now to warm our souls, while we hope that lesser works of art did not survive, as much, and instead long ago warmed the hands or cooked the meals of art critics...

Wagner's MBA Law of Using Your Own Unprotected, Private Email Server

Wagner's MBA Law of Using Your Own Unprotected, Private Email Server While Serving as U.S. Secretary of State: Clintonemail.com is the most stunning and serious security breach since Edward Snowden.

Wagner's MBA Law of Musical Instruments in Worship

Wagner's MBA Law of Musical Instruments in Worship: While we go back to this argument about using musical instruments in worship again and again... Yawn. I'd like to say that animals were sacrificially slaughtered on the altar and set ablaze... this was a central theme in temple worship... and yet nobody seems to be demanding that we start doing it on Sunday morning? Why not? Setting animals on fire just helps ME worship better and is in my comfort zone! And isn't it all just about ME?! JKLOL!

Wagner's MBA Law of Vacation Timeshares

Wagner's MBA Law of Vacation Timeshares: Vacation Timeshares are not ownership; you are just signing up to pay maintenance fees that are more than if you just booked a hotel for those dates and they call you an _OWNER_, but they own you; you have to pay them or an attorney to sell it at a huge loss; it is like having a fake gym membership that you can't get out of even if you declare bankruptcy...

Wagner's MBA Law of Fast and Furious Movies

Wagner's MBA Law of Fast and Furious Movies: These movies are basically unwatchable, even late at night up against My 600-lb Life on TLC or _Paid Programming's Wen Hair Care from Gunthy Renker, so before you get up and walk out on this movie, realizing that you are in your own house, and don't have to walk out... just surf responsibly... Smokey the Bear says, "Only YOU CAN PREVENT late night TV fires!"

Wagner's MBA Law of Discount Sushi:

Wagner's MBA Law of Discount Sushi: Avoid the "Russian Roulette" of Discounted Grocery Store Sushi; you are quite literally asking for trouble.