Wagner's MBA Law of Venture Capitalists

Wagner's MBA Law of Venture Capitalists: They talk like Edison, but they act like Rockefeller. You create a beautiful sculpture and they smash it into rubble to make roads... You have been warned!

Wagner's MBA Law of Choosing a Higher Power to Help Change Your Life

Wagner's MBA Law of Choosing a Higher Power to Help Change Your Life: Higher powers take you higher and lower powers take you lower... I've seen few examples to the contrary.

Wagner's MBA Law of Popularity

Wagner's MBA Law of Popularity: It pays to be friendly to everyone, because you never know how far and wide that encouragement will spread, and how that encouragement will come back to you. (I was asked why I supported Burma/Myanmar and not Vietnam is the 2014 Miss Asian American Pageant, even though I speak Vietnamese. It's simple: Lu Ann Shwe is a friendly and intelligent young lady who asked for my support, and the other candidates, whom I also know, did not ask for my support. American idiom: If you snooze, you lose!)

Wagner's MBA Law of Popular Music

Wagner's MBA Law of Popular Music: Popular Music lacks artistic merit, especially in the lyrics... and it isn't getting any better. pacman emoticon Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y... wink emoticon 1987 -- Michael Jackson: "You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad- You Know It (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad). You Know I'm Bad-You Know-Hoo! (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad). You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad-You Know It, You Know (Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)..." 2014 -- Iggy Azalea: "I'm so fancy. You already know. I'm in the fast lane. From L.A. to Tokyo. I'm so fancy. Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name. Bout to blow. Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y. That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y. Who that, who that, I-I-I-G-G-Y. Blow..."

Wagner's MBA Law of Mindfulness

Wagner's MBA Law of Mindfulness: Experience each moment as a unique adventure, because now keeps the past from becoming the future.

Wagner's MBA Law of Rule Formation and Promulgation

Wagner's MBA Law of Rule Formation and Promulgation: Rules follow usage yet defy the impractical. This is why you "_shouldn't tell your Grandmother how to milk mice_"... Doesn't Grandma already know what works and doesn't work so who are you tell her how to be frugal, etc. because she has been doing it since you were wearing diapers?

Wagner's MBA Law of Badminton

Wagner's MBA Law of Badminton: This sport is so awesome why is it not called "Goodminton"?

Wagner's MBA Law of High Self-Esteem

Wagner's MBA Law of High Self-Esteem: Try not to use high self-esteem as a replacement for healthy, fulfilling relationships, because being alone with high self-esteem is still being alone with high self-esteem.

Wagner's MBA Law of Art and Science

Wagner's MBA Law of Art and Science: The making of art requires scientific precision and the making of science requires an artist's conception, so it seems a fool's errand to divide them, when they are actually conjoined and symbiotic ways of thinking.

Wagner's MBA Law of 4-Wheel Drive Adventures

Wagner's MBA Law of 4-Wheel Drive Adventures: The best vehicle to take "4-Wheelin'" is always somebody else's vehicle...

Wagner's MBA Law of Marriage Counseling

Wagner's MBA Law of Marriage Counseling: If the husband and the wife are both encouraged to try to have an affair with each other, then neither will have time to have an affair with anyone else.

Wagner's MBA Law of David Lee Roth Music

Wagner's MBA Law of David Lee Roth Music: Nothing David Lee Roth ever recorded without Eddie and Alex Valen is worth listening to and not "classic," so please don't play it on Sirius XM Satellite Radio Classic Vinyl and say it is "classic," as I might start laughing uncontrollably and lose control of my car.